The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power of words

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!