The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to create another human

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!