The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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anything Aquaman does

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to die

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!