The power drown in water

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!