The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Aweonao

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!