The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!