- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power of 3 seond super strength,

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power to see through glass

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the power to talk backwards

The power to do nothing

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

the power to know when someone queefed

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

Pointless Super Powers