The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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Justin Bieber

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power of fart helium

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!