the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to get sick

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to fly in space

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!