The power to understand irony.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to be a human

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!