The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to be powerless.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the ability to blow yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!