- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to sleep while you're awake.

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

Dejavu

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

Invisible handwriting.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

Pointless Super Powers