- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

the power to become semi-transparent

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

The ability to money into dog shit.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The Power to Power

the power to f**k your family all at once

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power think five times slower.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to die at will.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

Pointless Super Powers