The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power that turns farts into music.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!