The power to eat your own face.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to die

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!