The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to eat bread

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!