power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to predict the present

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!