- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to have a power

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

the ability to look into your brain

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to die when you get old

Every time you clap some one dies

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to be a common person

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

Pointless Super Powers