the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power of night-blindness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!