The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to not be color blind.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to smell water.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!