The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!