- Pointless Super Powers

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to have a power thats a power

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to be super jewish

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to only be obesely fat.