- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to look at Sun.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to die

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to lower your own ego.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

Pointless Super Powers