the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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boo

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to jerk off

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!