The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to eat bread

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!