- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to make money disappear.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to read your own mind!

The power to turn your navel upside down

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The ability to see through insects.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

Pointless Super Powers