Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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the power to beathe

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to kill you self.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!