the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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yo mama

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!