The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to die

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The power to see air

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!