- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to control any type of urine or feces

the power to have the remote come to you.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

Pointless Super Powers