The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!