- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to control mealworms

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to fart rainbows

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

he power to make mistakes

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

Pointless Super Powers