The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!