the power to beathe

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The ability to be raped.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The Power to fart glitter

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Stop clapping

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!