- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have any powers

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to shit out toilet paper.

Pointless Super Powers