The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to not do it.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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boo

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the power to jerk off

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to count to infinity.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to die on the spot

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Aweonao

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blindness

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!