The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!