- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to see through anything except air.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to clap 14 times a second

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

Pointless Super Powers