The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to see through windows

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!