- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the power to like charlie

the power to herd cats

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

the power to kill yourself

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

the power to sleep while standing!

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to punch that like button

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to turn into random objects

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

Pointless Super Powers