- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to think of a pointless superpower

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

The power to see into the present

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

Nothing

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Pointless Super Powers