- Pointless Super Powers

Nothing

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

the power to nit propely

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

Being alive (until you die).

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to be powerless

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to go blind at will.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

See through invisible people

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!