The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to not do it.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to die

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!