the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!