the power to count from A to purple

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to be a woman

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!