The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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To shit bricks.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to speak only one language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!