- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to die at will

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to die when you get old

The power of trolling your self

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power to live.

The power of Grayskull.

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to hate nature

The power to give the wrong directions

the power to be in AA.

The power to speak braille.

Pointless Super Powers