The power to plank

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!