The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!