The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!