- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

the power to become semi-transparent

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The Power to Power

The power to predict the present

The power of trolling your self

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the power to turn into nothing.

Pointless Super Powers