the power to die on the spot

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!