The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to make everything worse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!