- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to scare female plants.

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to communicate with sperm.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to speak with death people..

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to eat your poop

The power to have night vision during the day.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Pointless Super Powers