The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to write on cellophane

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to die.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to count to infinity.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!