- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to be super jewish

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

Pointless Super Powers