The power to talk without a tongue

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

the power to turn into a bucket of water

The power to be a common person

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

the power to die at will

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power of trolling your self

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to die when you get old

The power to sharpen a pen

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!