the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to youtube poop

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to shrink boobs

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power drown in water

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Justin Bieber

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to fly while under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!