The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power of being pointless

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power to see the present

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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X ray vision on chairs

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!