The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!