The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Dejavu

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to die when you die

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to die when you are happy

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to write comic books

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to look at Sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!