The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to hovertate

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Death at will

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The power to control dodos

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Nothing

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!