- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power of learning

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to break your Nokia phone.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

the power to control urine

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

the power to read your own thoughts

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

Pointless Super Powers