The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!