The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!